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teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:01:27 -0400

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

ronweasley: the way it should be, famous songs from animated...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:33:01 -0400

ronweasley:

the way it should be, famous songs from animated movies performed in the language of the place the stories are set in or the character’s mother tongue {listen}

i. hellfire (the hunchback of notre dame) - french; ii. once upon a december (anastasia) - russian; iii. a whole new world (aladdin) - arabic; iv. bare necessities (the jungle book) - hindi; v. i see the light (tangled) - german; vi. can you feel the love tonight? (the lion king) - zulu; vii. i’ve got no strings (pinocchio) - italian; viii. i won’t say i’m in love (hercules) - greek; ix. it’s tough to be a god (the road to el dorado) - spanish; x. under the sea (the little mermaid) - danish; xi. i’ll make a man out of you (mulan) - mandarin; xii. when you believe (the prince of egypt) - hebrew

nanihoo: Bless you Mr. Ramsay. Bless you.

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:30:51 -0400

nanihoo:

Bless you Mr. Ramsay. Bless you.

chauvinistsushi: bedhead-and-cigarettes: finalblessing: will...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:20:01 -0400

chauvinistsushi:

bedhead-and-cigarettes:

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

he’s so aggressively proud and determined to direct attention to his wife and son. first he’s like, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY AND STRENGTH AND POWER AND SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME, and then with his son, he’s like LOOK, I MADE A THING, AND I AM PROUD OF THIS THING THAT I MADE.

I MADE A THING

toastbrains: the Hannibal fandom is like those wealthy neighbours who just moved in next door and...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:01:19 -0400

toastbrains:

the Hannibal fandom is like those wealthy neighbours who just moved in next door and something just doesn’t seem right about them

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Tue, 21 May 2013 18:53:52 -0400

the-hobbit: “Balin and Dwalin were written as Thorin’s closest...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:48:33 -0400

the-hobbit:

“Balin and Dwalin were written as Thorin’s closest confidantes, Balin as the Old Warrior advisor and father figure, Dwalin as an equal in all but name, his friend, his advisor, and his sparring partner. Thorin has a relationship with every one of his men, but thoese two and his sister’s sons, Fili and Kili, are particularly close.”

Richard Armitage [ from The Hobbit : Chronicles II ]

knowledgeequalsblackpower: kronosinasuit: Kerry Washington...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:45:19 -0400

knowledgeequalsblackpower:

kronosinasuit:

Kerry Washington being amazing as always.

Understand colorblinders out there. Please get it.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 18:44:06 -0400

colourmeastonished: fortheloveofemrys: LOOK AT ALL THE...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:32:59 -0400

colourmeastonished:

fortheloveofemrys:

LOOK AT ALL THE EMOTIONS

I literally didnt recognize her

see i think the problem in twilight is not that kristen stewart is a bad actor

bella swan is just an awful character

^^ HERE HERE.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 18:01:32 -0400

flomation: I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:28:29 -0400

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:25:40 -0400

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 22:48:01 -0400

abandonedography: 9 of the Most Fascinating Abandoned Mansions...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:01:20 -0400

abandonedography:

9 of the Most Fascinating Abandoned Mansions from Around the World

iamsnugglocked: feistie: A kid was walking around school...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:30:21 -0400

iamsnugglocked:

feistie:

A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.

Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.

Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.

Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.

wtf

the-absolute-funniest-posts: thepokeyhokey: #steve is like what...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:37:05 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

thepokeyhokey:

#steve is like what #someone’s playing galaga #wait i don’t know what galaga is #shit what if it’s important #is it a sport #is it a band #is it a board game #like monopoly #(thank god they still have monopoly) #god i’d better just look #it’s behind me isn’t it #there is nothing behind me #GOSH DARN IT 21ST CENTURY

I like how many parts of the movie you realize Thor, Steve, and Loki really do not know what the fuck is going on.

I just want a movie with Thor, Steve and Loki attempting to figure out this century. LIke, no action, no adventure, no explosions. Just wifi.

And then every so often Tony shows up and just rolls his eyes as Loki screams at the toaster, demanding for it to surrender his breakfast.

You guys really just want an Avengers sitcom, don’t you

God, yes

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cidershark: another totally indulgent break from commissions in...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:34:49 -0400

cidershark:

another totally indulgent break from commissions in order to celebrate hannibal’s airdate! SO EXCITED.

stianafaeryprincess: I’m so stupid I didn’t realize!

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:32:06 -0400

stianafaeryprincess:

I’m so stupid I didn’t realize!

Richard & Dean @ Wellington Press Conference

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:27:18 -0400

Richard & Dean @ Wellington Press Conference